Friday, May 3, 2013

Martha is back in the headlines "Rocks in Gold Hot Pants"


News Item: "Rocks in Gold Hot Pants" at 71, thank goodness they are not the Hot Pants from the 70's...

and just the other day, Martha posted her profile on Match.com...Martha is an American business magnate, author, magazine publisher, and television personality.
As founder of Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia, she has gained success through a variety of business ventures, encompassing publishing, broadcasting, merchandising, and electronic commerce.

I wonder since Martha served time, why she has not thought to open a "Marth'as Rehab for Celebrities" (MRC), as Lindsay L. is always re-re-re-repeating her stupidity in being arrested or checking into a rehabilitation facility...whose troubles began in 2007 with a drunk driving and cocaine possession arrest, spent several weeks at the Betty Ford Center in late 2010 after failing a court-ordered drug test..nothing works she does not get it, so maybe Martha can mother Lindsay better than Donata Melina Nicolette Sullivan / Dina Lohan.

And with Martha's Modernist Cuisine  also accomplishment with Home Decorating, she would add much to an 8'x10' padded Rehab Cell...and now that she is living proof of "All that Glitters"

and with her Flair for Fashion & Modeling Martha could design Fashion that Saves Lives too, making a Person Seen at Night by oncoming cars or crossing a street with her Illuminating outfits that Glitter. 

Or something more comfortable in the line of "Leisure Wear" with live companion-ability for those in Rehab, Slippers "Kitty Wraps" to warm the feet against any cold concrete, and that special Feline to pet and keep you company.

And in case you did not know, Martha was born 3 August 1941, in Nutley, New Jersey, as Martha Helen Kostyra.  We all are Proud of you Martha and Support You in your Endeavors to Meet that Special Man to be in your Life







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